Will It Beard?

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Today, we will answer modern society’s most asked question, and we won’t cut any corners or try to sugarcoat it.
Let’s take a look at some pictures of a dude on Instagram trying to make a beard out of random things and see if it works. Buckle up, boys ‘n gals. It’s gonna be a rough one. (Side note: you can actually give the guy suggestions on what to make a beard out of. Do it.

LEGO
Yup, LEGOs can make a beard. It also solves that “stepping on a LEGO brick” issue. Win-win.
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Simpsons LEGO beards add a bit more character to the plain-looking LEGO beard. This is next level material, guys.
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The full LEGO beard – for the man without facial hair. May or may not be compatible with other LEGO beards.
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Toys
Dinosaurs make for excellent extinction beards. Also gives a nice, colorful vibe to your man-hair.
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At least this beard makes people feel welcome and appreciated.
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It makes you look like a colorful rabbi, but it works.
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Food
Nope. Nope nope nope. This just looks like a beard that hasn’t been washed in over a year.
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Lollypops and facial hair? Match made in heaven.
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I wonder if the spaghetti will be perfectly al dente when he’s done showering.
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As amazing as this looks, I can’t imagine how long it took after taking this picture until he no longer found sprinkles in his beard.
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Household items
Toothpicks seem to work just fine. Just be sure to not stab yourself in the cheek.
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Scissors look pretty weird and have the added risk of accidentally chopping off part of your beard. Only for the experts.
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Pencils. Pretty much like toothpicks, but with the added bonus of being able to take notes and erase them as you please.
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Straws are the go-to beard material if you want to let people taste your beard juices.
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Party time
The birthday beard, as it is called, is perfect for those special occasions. Just be sure to remove them before lighting them on fire.
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While not making for the best beard experience, this does allow you to blow bubbles. I’ll allow it.
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Don’t forget to bring some flowers
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