Have you ever had spare money at the end of the month and wondered what you should spend it on? No? Well, it’s because you’re middle class and middle class is the new poor! Well, then this article probably isn’t for you. Just in case you’re filthy rich, though: do I have a bunch of treats for you! Read on.
Buying expensive houses or fancy cars might get a bit stale after awhile, and every now and then you just need something fresh. It prevents you from burning out and puts back the “fun” in how you get rid of all that spare cash.
So what is it you could buy with all that seemingly superfluous currency your dying to blow on yet another frivolity? I thought you’d never ask.
Prada Paper Clips
It’s essentially a piece of bent metal (sterling silver of course) with the word “PRADA” engraved into it. And it’s $185 – for one paper clip, not a box of paperclips! You can get literally thousands of regular paperclips for that money. But you only need this ONE paper clip to hold your life together.
Gold Lego Brick
That’s just the thing my Lego house needs. It’s $20,000, so I might have to just use a regular yellow one and hope no one notices it’s not actually gold. And, what if my kid looses it? Oh crap! Worse what if my kid goes and pawns it and buys a gold zippo lighter or worse a gold PRADA paperclip (see above). Let’s weep together.
Green Pantry Cat Food
It’s about 30 times as much as regular bags of cat food. Just in case you want to spend as much on one cat as you would on 30 cats. Financially a crazy cat lady, but not socially. We’ve cracked the code, guys. Eat slowly kitty, eat slowly.