Think of a place where lots of people meet, no one is really happy and you’re pretty sure Satan could spawn at any time out of the sheer air of despair that flows within. Starbucks? The DMV? Wrong, it’s the subway. No one likes being there, and pretty much everyone is there out of sheer necessity. We either use it to commute or visit a nearby town, or simply because we can’t afford a car. We sit down next to someone with hopefully a somewhat-bearable body odor and count the minutes until we hit the stop where we get off.
Now think of a type of people that don’t need to commute by using public transportation, rarely visit nearby towns and can afford all the cars in the world. Yup – celebrities. You’d pretty much think this place of darkness and these blessed people would never, ever meet. You’d be wrong. To prove that celebrities are people just like you and me (just with slightly more digits in their bank account), let’s take a look at some celebrities taking the subway. Because why not.
Where Forrest Gump ran around the world, bringing joy to people’s hearts, Tom himself rides the subway with a look of disdain on his face.
Apparently there is a subway in Westeros!
Apparently Jake has been riding the New York subway in disguise for years. In this picture, he’s disguised as Jake Gyllenhaal.