Ain’t it grand when everyone around you is part of a couple and you’re trying to do your perpetually single thing? Getting that no-love swag on? It can be rough. Couples have this annoying habit of cramping up your style with things like affection, happiness – and the fair share of arguments, most of the time.
And then the couples do the worst thing – they invite you over to do shit with them. Why? No one knows. Probably out of pity. That’s how single friends become third wheels. Dragged along for no real use other than not giving them the pleasure of being by themselves. It’s a horrible thing to reduce another human being to such a pointless existence.