The 20 Most Useless Things People Never Asked For

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You know what the word “essential” means? Something absolutely necessary, extremely important. So basically, it’s the stuff you will NOT see in this gallery. What you will see, however, is a bunch of super useless things, that should not exist, yet someone out there thought they should. So, here are 20 most useless things people never asked for!

1. I call this costume “the third leg”. No idea who or why would anyone need this abomination.
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2. Admit it, you’ve always wanted to read the whole thing… from a t-shirt.
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3. Oh, mom, you little naughty prankster you! … what do you mean it’s a cup holder?
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4. Is there a “Knuckles Ruby” in that collection?
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5. Sooo, it’s not NOT an alcoholic drink?
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6. Thanks for the nightmares. I really missed them in my life!
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7. I’m not wearing that, unless they have a “Donkey” mask as well.
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8. As opposed to…?
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9. Are there at least GIF’s in that book?
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10. Let’s do Charles Manson “duck tape” while we’re at it, shall we? Because why the f#ck not?
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11. I’m going to take an iDump on this iPooper! It’s gonna be iNtense!
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12. God forbid some boy uses this thing to glue his amazing art piece, right?
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13. For a second there I thought it’s flavored glue, but thank Odin, it’s just lip balm.
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14. I’m sad now. Don’t feed your dogs with this shit!
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15. KILL THEM WITH FIRE, BEFORE THEY LAY EGGS!
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16. I always wanted to learn how to do this… NOT! (Yeah, I just pulled a Borat, deal with it!)
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17. Shit glitter… What else is there to add?
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18. Who ordered a whole turkey in a bucket of snot?
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19. Kanye is apparently so hot right now, even the air he breathed is worth a buck!
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20. We had a selfie stick fad, and now there’s a selfie brush? What’s next, a selfie toothbrush? A selfie dil… wait, it’s already a thing, isn’t it?
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