There’s just nothing like a trusty dog to guard your house for you. They’re happy when you get back home and they’re angry whenever a random stranger pops up. They give you love and save you the money to get a proper alarm. They’re man’s best friend for a reason.
They’re the one pet that can be relied on to defend your home when you’re away, even to the point where they would die to protect it. And they don’t even ask for anything in return, because dogs are awesome like that.
But what if your dog is so nice, it’s the worst burglary repellant in the world? I mean, society demands you put up the “beware of the dog” sign, but not all dogs deserve that moniker. Let’s take a look at some houses even I’d be brave enough to break in to (sidenote: please don’t break in to houses, it’s not nice).
Damn right that cat is shady as f@\k.
Beware of the dog, he might melt your ice cold criminal heart.