30 Freakishly Weird Foods You Can Find at Your Local Market

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I may not know who you are, or what you do for a living, but what I do know for sure is that you eat food! I know, I know, people say I’m too smart for my age. But anyway, let’s talk about food, but not just any run-of-the-mill pizza, or mac’n’cheese. This one goes out to all those weirdly sexual carrots, potatoes with toes, butterfly-shaped strawberries, and many many other unusual berries, fruits, and veggies. The ones that have human features are particularly disturbing, because we do like to anthropomorphize them, giving them voices, names, and even making them into memes (not even kidding).
So, yeah, if you want to see some freaky-looking food, come right up, I’ll be your guide!



1. Let’s start you off with something cool. This is a hipster strawberry. You can tell it by its stubble/beard.
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2. This is like every banana’s worst nightmare.
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3. … Scratch that. THIS is every banana’s worst nightmare!
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4. Stay strong, pepper, stay strong.
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5. Is it me or does this bell pepper look a bit like Jim Carrey?
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6. Sorry, no extraterrestrial buns here. I mean puns.
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7. Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Savior Poseidon?
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8. So how do you like this gallery so far?
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9. Don’t worry, it won’t take too long.
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10. And here we see M&M’s weird cousin Billy. People say he’s very popular among women.
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