We all like looking at animals. They’re usually a lot more graceful than human beings and, well, they don’t bother you with stories about how everything is going to hell at work because that one chick from accounting just can’t get her work done on time and it’s really pissing off your boss, who is just not fun to be around and is creating a very hostile environment for you to grow in as the beautiful human being that you are. Nope, animals are emotionally either neutral, hungry, sleepy or horny. Elegant and simple.
Anyway, unlike that bitch from accounting, animals can be very beautiful on the outside. But since there’s no such thing as an annual “Miss Animal Kingdom” pageant, we’ll just list out the top 11 most beautiful animals in the world. According to us. Because we know our beautiful animal shit like no one else does.
11. Mandarin Fish
Just look at how majestic this fucker is. LOOK AT IT!
10. Fennec Fox
Fennec foxes have huge ears, but I’m sure you had that figured out by now. They’re mighty cute though! You can only find these in the Sahara desert, so bring water!
Also known as the “gay bar crab”. Go find ‘em in the Indo Pacific! Or don’t, since it’s pretty goddamn huge and these disco light crabs are pretty damn small.