Remember last year when the MTA banned dogs on the subway unless they could fit in a bag? Well, New York went full New York on them and showed the MTA that their ban had a small flaw in it: they didn’t specify how big the bag was allowed to be. So naturally everyone went and got the biggest bag they could find to put their dogs in.
Maybe we should get this rule implemented for kids as well. Just saying – I’ve been frustrated and annoyed by kids on more occasions than I’ve been annoyed by dogs. Dogs are always cool. They’re like a warm, excited, walking blanket of friendship. Kids are … well, kids.