We do this weird ritual every Christmas. Millions of people, even celebrities, all over the world will start (or have already started) wearing their special holiday attire – the ugly Christmas sweaters. Oh what joy indeed! Who doesn’t like that warm and fuzzy feeling when you notice someone staring at your X-mas swag, because you’ve cut out a Christmas-tree-shaped hole in your sweater? Yeah, they won’t be able to unsee your epic chest hair for a long time now. Mission accomplished!
Anyway, the people you’ll see below should either be banned from ever going outside or they’re just doing this for fun, in which case they’re even worse than those kids who did the Ice Bucket Challenge without knowing what it was for. Either way, Christmas sweaters are an abomination, and should be burnt at the stake. However, after seeing some of these “new gen” sweaters actually mocking their own existence – I say let them live. What do you think? Yay or nay?
Chest-mas tree, anyone? Sorry you had to see this.
Just 3 reindeer having fun, nothing wrong with having some fun.
Best Nutcracker sweater you’ll ever see. And you won’t see any other Nutcracker sweaters here.
Haven’t you ever heard of shrinkage?
Emergency snowman rhinoplasty/junk enlargement operation in one swift scoop!
This one goes out to the Snowgirls
I’m not even going to bother commenting on this one.
Hide you daughters, hide your wives – Santa Claus is coming to town!
Happy birthday! Here’s a sweater with your face on it.
Centaur Claus – pretty self-explanatory, right?