Ain’t this a fun thing? You grow up to be a celebrity and people revere you like a God among men. You give joy to people all around the world, you create works of art that touch people on an emotional level. And then all of a sudden, you’re done.
You make one small decision and collectively, society decides they’re fucking done with you. We’ll have no more of your artistry shit if you’re going to make bad decisions in your private life, artist person! We decide which path you need to take with your life!
Let’s take a look at some celebrities that were regurgitated by society after making a decision we didn’t agree with. Because we know better, dammit!
Nicolas Cage – Buys Weird Shit
It’s not naming his son Kal-El (Superman’s Kryptonian name) that made us think Nic Cage was weird, no. It’s the fact he bought dinosaur skulls, a shark, a haunted house…
Kristen Stewart – Cheating on Robert Pattinson
People loved this couple after the Twilight saga. Then Kristen did a different movie, met a real man and cheated on vampire boy. Her wild group of 14-year-old female fans went nuts, because they’d never cheat on Robert. NEVER!
John Travolta – High as a Kite at Oscars (also, Scientology)
Ol’ John got so high at the 2014 Oscars, he presented Idina Menzel as Adela Dazeem. That’s literally not remembering jack shit apart from the “d” and the “z”.
Kevin Costner – Chose Bad Scripts
It’s honestly weird to go from The Untouchables and Field of Dreams to Waterworld. Not even talking 3000 Miles to Graceland.
Brendan Fraser – Bad Romance (Not With Lady GaGa)
This guy had a divorce and his wife claimed a whopping $900k annually in alimony. I mean, it’s no wonder the guy comes off desperate for roles lately.