Famous Last Words: Game of Thrones Edition!

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Do you realize that anything you say could be your last words? Yeah, sure, maybe they won’t be there’s always a chance. Usually in the movies it’s phrases like “eh, what could go wrong?”, or “I’m sure one more drink won’t kill you”. After which, of course, something bad happens. Oh, the irony!

 

Now let’s take a look at some of the now dead (or presumably dead) Game of Thrones characters and their last words. It’s gonna be fun!

 

 

Kraznys mo Nakloz
“I am your master! Kill her! Kill her!”
Yeah, you do NOT want to double-cross the Mother of Dragons, unless you want to be a well-done human kebab.

 

 

Renly Baratheon
“Please bring my terms to your son. I believe we are natural allies; I hope he feels the same. Together, we can end this war in a fortnight.”
Oh, Renly, you were so naive.

 

 

Lysa Arryn
“You want her. This empty-headed child. She’s just like her mother; she’ll never love you. I lied for you. I killed for you. Why did you bring her here? Why?”
Littlefinger could never love you, you old hag. Also your son is an idiot!


Robb Stark
“Mother.”
The Lannisters send their regards.

 

 

Khal Drogo
“My horse… blood of my blood… no, I must ride.”
Rest in peace, Aquaman.


Eddard Stark
“I am Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell and Hand of the King. I come before you to confess my treason in the sights of gods and men. I betrayed the faith of my king and the trust of my friend, Robert. I swore to protect and defend his children, but before his blood was cold, I plotted to murder his son and seize the throne for myself. Let the High Septon and Baelor the Blessed bear witness to what I say: Joffrey Baratheon is the one true heir to the Iron Throne, by the grace of all the gods, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm.”
Couldn’t have said it better, Lord Stark.

 

 

Rickard Karstark
“Kill me and be cursed. You are no king of mine.”
Theon didn’t believe in curses, until the day he met Ramsay.

 

 

Tywin Lannister
“You shot me. You’re no son of mine.”
Probably my second favorite death on GoT.


Ygritte
“You know nothing, Jon Snow.”
Killed by a freaking 10 year old? No! Not like this!

 

 

Syrio Forel
“What do we say to the god of death?”
Not today! That said, we don’t really know if he’s dead. I’d bet my nerd cred he’s going to reunite with Arya in this upcoming season.


Oberyn Martell
“Wait, are you dying? No, no, no, you can’t die yet. You haven’t confessed. Say it. Say her name. Elia Martell. You raped her; you killed her children. Elia Martell. Who gave you the order? Who gave you the order? Say her name! You raped her, you murdered her, you killed her children! Say it! Say her name!”
Blinded by arrogance… then by the Mountain. It was not your day, Oberyn.

 

 

Catelyn Stark
“On my honor as a Tully, on my honor as a Stark, let him go or I will cut your wife’s throat!”
Technically those are her last spoken words.

 

 

Joffrey Baratheon
“No. [Coughs] You wait here un… [Coughs]. It’s nothing.”
I’m sure it’s nothing, you little jerk. Have fun in hell!


Robert Baratheon
“My memory… hehe. King Robert Baratheon… murdered by a pig. Give me something for the pain, and let me die.”
Not the most heroic way to go, that’s for sure.

 

 

Viserys Targaryen
“Dany, Dany, tell them, make them, make them. You can’t, please. Dany, please!”
And here’s my #1 most favorite GoT death (so far). A whole new meaning to the phrase “golden shower”!

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