A cotton candy Pokemon. A COTTON! CANDY! POKEMON! What if it rains, hm? What then?
Key-… Guys, it’s a key-chain Pokemon. Why, Game Freak?
I can clearly see the pitch for this one:
– Imagine… A pile of sand. BUT HAUNTED! Eh? EH? And it evolves into a cursed sand castle that sucks the life force of children it prapped.
Probably the single worst Pokemon ever created. It’s a nut with an eye. Can’t make this stuff up!
17. Every single Ultra Beast.
And finally, we have all of the Ultra Beasts. Just look at them: a buff nightmare mosquito, a cockroach lady, a freaking WALL OF EYES!.. Seriously?