250 Rolls of Toilet Paper
That should last you a while. Price: exactly $1000. Depending on your brand, ofcourse.
A 5 Day Vacation At Disneyland
Bring your Death Star fire pit and make a selfie with Darth Vader. Instant internet legend. Price: about $200 per day, including your food and drinks.
640 KFC Chicken Wings
Considering how KFC is the best thing that can happen to a man, this is a bargain. 640 wings will cost you $999.60