Things You Could Be Buying Instead Of The New iPhone X

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It’s no secret to anyone at this point that every year when a new iPhone comes out, the number of what we considered to be the “upper limit” for a single smart phone goes up. This year, with the iPhone X, Apple has reached a new high – they managed to create a phone that people will pay over $1000 for.

 

So what’s the problem, you ask? Well, it’s a lot of money for a phone. Especially since we all know Apple will render it obsolete in two years tops and force you to buy the iPhone X-3. And that one will probably cost you half a kidney, the name of your firstborn child and a second mortgage.

 

Anyway, let’s take a look at some things you could be spending that $1000 on. Because who needs a phone anyway.

 

 

Death Star Fire Pit
We’ll start this one off strong – you can either choose between a smartphone that doesn’t impress anyone anymore, or a Death Star fire pit that impresses everyone. I’ve made my choice. Price: $1,150

 

 

The Entire Texas Roadhouse Menu
The entire menu will cost you a whopping $1,052.64


83 Copies of Shrek The Third
This might sound useless to you, but remember that you’ll still only be using that $1000 dollar phone to check your Facebook notifications. Price: $996

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