I’ll admit I still don’t quite see the link between Christmas and pineapples, but I guess it was about time we did something radical to spice up this otherwise boring holiday. I’m not quite sure how you’d collect all your presents underneath your festival pineapple, but we’ll figure it out. We always do. We’ve come this far, we can’t give up now. Let’s make Pineapple Christmas happen, because everyone deserves a special holiday.