28 Exceptionally Bizarre Subway People (and One Shark)

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Regardless of how you call this method of public transportation in your country, it’s a freaking cesspool of weird stuff and crazy people. On a single ride to your work in the morning you might see Spider-Man and Batman breakdancing to a choir of cosplayers and furries, all while having a guy pick and eat boogers from his nose right next to you. If you’ve ever wondered why the aliens still have not contacted us – just hop on a crosstown subway. For your own good you might want to consider getting a cab.

Here are quite a few eyebrow-raising instances of human stupidity and just extremely bad manners. Enjoy!

Not even the strangest guy I’ve seen

Either there’s a comic convention in town, or we’re all screwed big time.
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*angry sigh*…
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When you see it…
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Matrix glitching again?
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Do I even need to comment on this?
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Pikachu used Helping Hand! It’s super effective!
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Do you freaking see this? HE SITS ON BOTH SEATS! What an ass…
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Blame J.K. Rowling for this!
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You don’t like guys in fishnet shirts? Why don’t you tell him that to his face?
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You said it, Jerry!
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We are no longer the knights who say Ni… We are the knights who say: Icky-icky-icky-icky-ptang-zoom-boing.
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The Uncanny Knitman!
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Do you really want to know?
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I have at least 3 questions…
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Japan strikes again!
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No time to cook at home, just do it on the subway! (please don’t)
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Well, if you can cook on the subway, you can certainly have a banquet too!
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Power Ranger taking his Power Nap
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*generic and very offensive racist comment*
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*slowly backs away*
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Ah, I’m in hell then… Well, that explains a lot.
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…And then there’s this guy…
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Seriously, make it stop!
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