22 Of The Weirdest Thrift Store Items

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Thrift stores are like playing the lottery: most of the time you get nothing, but sometimes you can find some real treasures in someone else’s trash. And I’m not talking here about great deals like mint-condition toys, comic books, or other cool stuff, no, I’m talking about deeply disturbing paintings, creepy-ass dolls, and works of art that make no goddamn sense whatsoever.
Without further ado, I present to you 24 of the weirdest thrift store items! Proceed at your own risk.

 

 

1. Nothing weird here. Just furry scales. What is there to add?
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2. That’s a Satanic ritual if I ever saw one.
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3. Definitely not the princess you were looking for.
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4. Let’s see here… Alligator face, bull horns, and a long furry neck? Well, looks like someone finally stuffed my ex!
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5. I love cats, but we need to draw the line somewhere, right?
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6. For traumatizing childhood toys dial 1-800-HELL.
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7. As a fan of Seinfeld, I’d be delighted to have this portrait, but I guess for the rest of you it’s just a really weird dude.
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8. I take that back. This one’s way worse. Hello, nightmares, it’s been a while, and I definitely didn’t miss you.
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9. Creepiest. Shit. EVER!
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10. Oh cool, my ex’s best friend!
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11. Someone somewhere will be jerking off to this.
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12. I bet these are like prunes, but with actual people.
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13. Brighten your work-space with a neat star-shaped candle holder!
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14. Can you guess who this one reminds me of? No, not my ex, it reminds me of Slimer from the OG Ghostbusters!
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15. Holy porking bacon, what am I looking at?!
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16. The annual SatanCon is in town it seems!
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17. Creepy-ass doll. Probably, most likely, totally possessed by a demon. Only $54.99!
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18. This one’s possessed by the Devil himself!
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19. Who’s down there after the Devil? I pity the person who got this abomination as a present.
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20. It’s like the Devil cloned himself, had sex with his clone, and the baby Devil was sent to destroy the world. That’s the Devil baby right there. I guarantee you! Still, only $54.99, it’s a steal!
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21. Imagine reaching for the light switch in the middle of the night, just to find this thing touching your hand. *shivers*
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