3. Eating Vegetables
One thing I’d never choose voluntarily were the veggies, except maybe for pickled stuff, but that doesn’t count. Eat your veggies, kids, because you never know what’s waiting for you in 20 years.
2. The Opposite Sex
Kids are stupid. They don’t like meat, alcohol makes them sick, so of course talking to the opposite sex would be problematic. Although, some people are yet to figure out that your special friend of the opposite sex is just as effed up as you are.
1. Taking Naps
And finally, the best thing about being a kid – the naps. I miss them… Oh, how I miss them… Wait, no I don’t! I can take a nap anytime I want, I’m a freelancer! Later, suckers, I’m gonna go catch some Z’s.