Kevin Bacon Has A Bacon Sculpture
It was sold off on auction a few years ago, but it’s safe to assume it hasn’t held up all that well. That said, I appreciate the joke behind this.
The Average American Consumes About 18 Pounds Annually
Of course this also shows in their health statistics. Because yes, bacon is still bad for you.
Bacon Has Addictive Properties
I mean, we all pretty much knew this, right? Once you pop, you can’t stop. The umami in it has addictive properties that will allow you to expand your mind and finally appreciate bacon for the glorious gift it is.