Astrology is the best pseudo-science ever. It’s the general belief that the day on which you were born will have a severe impact on your personality for the rest of your life. In the nature-nurture debate, astrology swings all the way to the “nature” side.
According to unknown researchers someone found on the internet, these are some of the things your Zodiac sign say about you.
Aries (March 21st – April 19th)
Aries are – how could they not be – known for their amazing strength, confidence and charisma. If you were born on April 20th, however, you’re a weakling.
Taurus (April 20th – May 20th)
People born in this specific time of the year are very methodical and gentle souls. They’re very materialistic though. Because we all know bulls are secretly gold diggers.
Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)
These people are talkers. Wildly optimistic, vivid talkers. Also, according to internet science, they’re cheaters when in relationships. The more you know. Oh, and they’re highly intelligent.
Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)
The crab is very empathic. You’d think they’d be crabby, huh? I mean, just imagine. Zodiac signs might actually make sense if that happened. But nope, they’re empathic. Not crabby.
Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)
While these are charismatic much like the Aries (despite being born in a different month!), these are the playful and full-on party hard version. They’re what we consider in normal terms to be drama queens.
Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)
The virgin stands for supreme emotional strength and meticulousness. As a member of this select group, I can tell you I haven’t been meticulous for a single day in my life.
Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)
Libra, or the scales, symbolize balance. They are – much like Aries and Leo – charismatic. They’re also highly intellectual, much like the Gemini. They have nothing to call their own, they’re really just a mix of all the other, much more unique Zodiac signs.
Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)
These are basically sexual versions of the Aries (so they’re strong and courageous). They’re apparenty “excellent lovers”.
Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)
The centaur is humorous and free-spirited. They’re very optimistic characters. Kind of like Jar Jar Binks.
Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th)
The most trustworthy of all the Zodiac signs. Where other people would stab you in the back, the Capricorn has a strong sense of loyalty.
Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th)
The Aquarius are creative types. They’re – try to imagine this – “shy and quiet, but eccentric and talkative”. I’m not sure if you know any shy, eccentric, talkative, quiet people, but you can be damn sure they’ll be born in this period. There’s just no other way.
Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)
Pisces are very selfless and highly romantic. They inspire fantasy and have difficulty in making concrete decisions.
