Russian Fisherman Introduces Us To Some Weird Fish (16 pics!)

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Roman Fedortsov is a deep sea fisherman based in Murmansk, Russia. He’s been doing this for around 11 years and while his main job is to catch redfish, haddock, herring, halibut, and cod, from time to time a whole lot of weird sea life end up in the fishing nets. So naturally Roman snaps pictures of them and posts them on Instagram for the world to see. Because we know you don’t mind being psychologically tortured from time to time, we have selected 16 of the most handsome eligible bachelor fish and created profiles so that you can get to know a little bit more about them. Enjoy!

 

 

What’s his name? Kirk

What’s his deal? You went to middle school together, remember? He once passed you a note that said, “Do you like me?” along with boxes to check “yes” or “no.” You checked “no.” He certainly didn’t expect to randomly stumble across you after all these years. How awkward!

 

 

What’s his name? Frankie

What’s his deal? He’s a lounge singer, although not a particularly good one. He’s performed at some pretty dingy places. But who cares? The ladies cannot resist those sky blue eyes and his confident smile.

 

 

What’s his name? Gary

What’s his deal? Yes, his teeth make him look like a doofus, but he’s the kind of guy who buys a round of drinks for everybody at the bar. So cut Gary some slack.

What’s his name? Phillip

What’s his deal? He’s been meaning to make an appointment with the dentist to solve that problem, but never seems to find the time. That’s his excuse anyway, but we all know the truth is he is terrified of dentists.

 

 

Who are they? The Deepsea Choir

What’s their deal? For more than two decades these guys have been entertaining audiences with their hauntingly beautiful Gregorian chants.

 

 

What’s his name? Derek Crabberson

What’s his deal? If you’ve ever played World of Warcraft, then you know that he is very difficult to defeat. It takes patience, a sound strategy, and never moving out of your parents’ basement.

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