Live Animal Keychains
So you’ve always wanted to have a pet that you don’t have to look after? First of all, f#$k you, that’s not how it works, and second – congrats, now you can wear living animal around your neck! Some street vendors in China started selling small animals like turtles, lizards, and various fish, neatly packed inside of little plastic pouches, that can double as keychains. Although, the vendors claim that these pouches supposedly have enough nutrients to keep the animals alive for a few days, I personally would not believe a single word coming out of their filthy mouth holes.
Merchandise with Barack Obama And Kim Jong-un Hugging
For some reason this particular “bromance” has become increasingly popular in China, and now they have all kinds of chimer with these two love-doves. There are even Chinese tea ads featuring Obama and Kim Jong-un hugging with the words, “after drinking, the people of the world will become united.”
Known as Silkie chickens, this breed’s skin and bones are completely black and their meat is often cooked into a broth and is then fed to mothers that have just given birth. Although the actual origin of these black birds is unknown, they have been used in traditional Chinese medicine for centuries.