DIY Abortion Kits
Taobao, is a Chinese online shopping platform, kind of like Amazon, where you’ll find these home abortion kits. Maybe it’s because of the overpopulation, or something else, but it just doesn’t feel right to me. Around 4% of China’s female teenagers end up with an unplanned pregnancy, and 90% of them decide to keep the baby, but do these DIY kits actually save money?
Vending Machines with Live Crabs
Don’t you love those random vending machine with all sorts of snacks? Mm, yeah, how about instead of Kit Kats and chips you get… live crabs? This VM keeps the hairy crabs dormant and sells them for 20RMB ($3.27) with crab vinegar and two bags of ginger tea. On average one machine sells about 200 crabs a day!
A Plastic Boyfriend
Unlike in real life, you don’t have to blow this one first. It’s always ready to comfort those lonely single women in China. These dolls even have different “age ranges” you can choose from: from creepy Ken Doll to a golden age Burt Reynolds-esque stud. What are you still waiting for?