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9 Christmas Gifts for People That Are Always Cold

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We all have that one friend that can’t seem to heat himself up to save his life. The moment your thermostat drops half a degree, he or she will writhe out in agony, often eloquently claiming to be “fucking freezing my ass off”. Thankfully, these people can be helped around Christmas. I mean, they can be helped pretty much anytime of the year, but you can’t give someone a Christmas gift in March, now can you?
Since Christmas is all about sharing warmth and love, we could pretty much go the literal route and take a look at some gifts that can keep your ice cold friends warm. Or at least something that’ll make them shut up about being cold for a while. Small steps, people.

 

 

A Bottle of Good Scotch
What? It keeps you warm. It fits. Mileage may vary depending on the state of your alcoholism.
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Hot Chocolate Milk Sticks
Can be combined with the scotch above to create a lovely cup of everlasting warmth. Like people, this comes in white, black and brown.
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A Kitten/Puppy
Animals are basically blankets on legs. And they’re cute. You can get both if you’re unsure which animal the other person likes most. Be honest – it’s hard to choose.
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