Lavender Albino Ball Python
Another product of recessive genes, these snakes are worth up to $40,000.
These birds have a red cheek patch that changes color whenever they get excited. This, and the fact that they’re exotic birds, makes them worth $16,000 a piece. It’s a parakeet. A freek’en $16,000 parakeet for God’s sake!
This surprisingly playful and friendly cat is worth a whopping $12,000. I mean, it’d have to be pretty damn playful to make me feel like that money was well spent.